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Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Chapter 24 the Enigmas of Lady Joan on an evening when the sky was clear and only its fringes embroidered with the purple arabesques of the sunset, Joan Brett was walking on the upper lawn of the terraced garden at Ivywood, where the peacocks trail themselves about. She was not unlike one of the peacocks herself in beauty and, some might have said, in inutility. She had the proud head and the sweeping train. Nor was she, in these days, devoid of the occasional disposition to scream, for indeed, for some time past, she had felt her existence closing round her with an incomprehensible quietude, and that is harder for the patience than an incomprehensible noise. Whenever she looked at the old yew hedges of the garden, they seemed to be higher than when she saw them last, as if those living walls could still grow to shut her in. Whenever from the turret window she had a sight of the sea, it seemed to be farther away. Indeed, the whole closing of the end of the turret wing with the new wall of eastern woodwork seemed to symbolise all her shapeless sensations in her childhood. The wing had ended with a broken down door and a disused staircase. They led to an uncultivated copse and an abandoned railway tunnel to which neither she nor anyone else ever wanted to go. Still she knew what they led to. Now it seemed that this scrap of land had been sold and added to the adjoining estate, and about the adjoining estate nobody seemed to know anything in particular. The sense of things closing in increased upon her. All sorts of silly little details magnified the sensation. She could discover nothing about this new landlord next door, so to speak, since he was, it seemed, an elderly man who preferred to live in the greatest privacy. Ms. Browning, Lord Ivywood's secretary, could give her no further information than that he was a gentleman from the Mediterranean coast, which singular form of words seemed to have been put into her mouth as a Mediterranean gentleman might mean anything from an American gentleman living in Venice to a black African on the edge of the atlas. The description did not illuminate and and probably was not intended to do so. She occasionally saw his liveried servants going about, and their liveries were not like English liveries. She was also, in her somewhat morbid state, annoyed by the fact that the uniforms of the old Pebblewick militia had been changed under the influence of the Turkish prestige in the recent war. They wore fezzes like the French Zouave, which were certainly much more practical than the heavy helmets they used to wear. It was a small matter, but it annoyed Lady Joan, who was, like so many clever women, at once subtle and conservative. It made her feel as if the whole world was being altered outside and she was not allowed to know about it. But she had deeper spiritual troubles also. While under the pathetic entreaties of old Lady Ivywood and her own sick mother, she stayed on week after week at Ivywood House, if the matter be stated cynically, as she herself was quite capable of stating it, she was engaged in the established feminine occupation of trying to like a man. But the cynicism would have been false, as cynicism nearly always is, for during the most crucial days of that period she had really liked the man. She had liked him when he was brought in with Pump's bullet in his leg, and was still the strongest and calmest man in the room. She had liked him when the hurt took a dangerous turn, and when he bore pain to admiration. She had liked him when he showed no malice against the angry Dorian. She had liked him with something like
Philip Ivywood
enthusiasm on the night he rose rigid
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
on his rude crutch and crushing all remonstrance, made his rash and swift rush to London. But despite the queer closing in sensations of which we have spoken, she never liked him better than that evening when he lifted himself laboriously on his crutch up the terraces of the old garden, and came to speak to her as she stood among the peacocks. He even tried to pat a peacock in a hazy way, as if it were a dog. He told her that these beautiful birds were of course imported from the east by the semi eastern empire of Macedonia. But all the same Joan had a dim suspicion that he had never noticed before that there were any peacocks at Ivywood. His greatest fault was a pride in the faultlessness of his mental and moral strength. But if he had only known so, something faintly comic in the unconscious side of him did him more good with the woman than all the rest.
Philip Ivywood
They were said to be the birds of Juno, he said. But I have little doubt that Juno, like so much else of the Homeric mythology, has also an Asiatic origin.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
I always thought, said Joan, that Juno was rather too stately for the seraglio. You ought to know, replied Ivywood with a courteous gesture, for I never saw
Philip Ivywood
anyone who looked so like Juno as you do. But indeed there is a great deal of misunderstanding about the Arabian or Indian view of women. It is somehow too simple and solid
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
for our paradoxical Christendom to comprehend.
Philip Ivywood
Even the vulgar joke against the Turks that they like their brides fat has
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
in it a sort of distorted shadow
Philip Ivywood
of what I mean.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
They do not look so much at
Philip Ivywood
the individual as at womanhood and the power of nature.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
I sometimes think, said Joan, that these fascinating theories are a little strange. Your friend Mizisura told me the other day that women had the highest freedom
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
in Turkey, as they were allowed to wear trousers. Ivywood smiled his rare and dry smile.
Philip Ivywood
The prophet has something of a simplicity
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
often found with genius, he answered.
Philip Ivywood
I will not deny that some of the arguments he has employed have seemed to me crude and even fanciful. But he is right at the root. There is a kind of freedom that consists in never rebelling against nature, and I think they understand it in the Orient better than we do in the West. You see, Joan, it is all very well to talk about love in our narrow, personal, romantic way, but there is something higher than the love of a lover or the love of love.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
What is that? Asked Joan, looking down. The love of fate, said Lord Ivywood with something like spiritual passion in his eyes.
Philip Ivywood
Doesn't Nietzsche say somewhere that the delight in destiny is the mark of the hero? We are mistaken if we think that the heroes and saints of Islam say Kismet with bowed heads and in sorrow they say Kismet with a shout of joy that which is fitting. That is what they really mean. In the Arabian tales the most perfect prince is wedded to the most perfect princess because it is fitting. The spiritual giants, the genii, achieve it. That is the purposes of nature. In the selfish, sentimental European novels, the loveliest princess on earth might have run away with her middle aged drawing master. These things are not in the path. The Turk rides out to wed the fairest queen of the earth. He conquers empires to do it, and he is not ashamed of his laurels.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
The crumpled violet clouds around the edge of the silver evening looked to Lady Joan more and more like vivid violet embroideries hemming some silver curtain. In the closed corridor at Ivywood, the peacocks looked more lustrous and beautiful than they ever had before. But for the first time she really felt they came out of the land of the Arabian Nights. Joan, said Philip Ivywood very softly in the twilight.
Philip Ivywood
I am not ashamed of my laurels. I see no meaning in what these Christians call humility. I will be the greatest man in the world if I can, and I think I can. Therefore something that is higher than love itself, fate and what is fitting make it right that I should wed the
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
most beautiful woman in the world. And she stands among the peacocks and is more beautiful and more proud than they. Joan's troubled eyes were on the violet horizon and her troubled lips could utter nothing but something like Don't, Joan, said Philip again.
Philip Ivywood
I have told you. You are the woman one of the great heroes could have desired. Let me now tell you something I could have told no one to whom I had not thus spoken of love and betrothal. When I was 20 years old in a town in Germany, pursuing my education, I did what the west calls falling in love. She was a fisher girl from the coast, for this town was near the sea. My story might have ended there. I could not have entered diplomacy with such a wife. But I should not have minded then. But a little while after, I wandered
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
into the edges of Flanders and found myself standing above some of the last grand reaches of the Rhine. And things came over me, but for which I might be crying. Stinking fish to this day.
Philip Ivywood
I thought how many holy or lovely nooks that river had left behind and gone on.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
It might anywhere in Switzerland have spent
Philip Ivywood
its weak youth in a spirit over a high crag, or anywhere in the Rhinelands lost itself in a marsh covered with flowers. But it went on to the perfect sea, which is the fulfilment of a river.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Again Joan could not speak, and again it was Philip who went on Here
Philip Ivywood
is yet another thing that could not be said till the hand of the prince had been offered to the princess. It may be that in the east they carry too far this matter of infant marriages. But look round on the mad young marriages that go to pieces everywhere and ask yourself whether you don't wish they had been infant marriages.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
People talk in the newspapers of the
Philip Ivywood
heartlessness of royal marriages, but you and I do not believe the newspapers, I suppose we know there is no king in England, nor has been since his head fell before Whitehall. You know that you and I and the families are the kings of England, and our marriages are royal marriages. Let the suburbs call them heartless. Let us say they need the brave heart that is the only bad badge of aristocracy.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Joan, he said very gently.
Philip Ivywood
Perhaps you have been near a crag in Switzerland, or a marsh covered with flowers. Perhaps you have known a fisher girl. But there is something greater and simpler than all that, something you find in the great epics of the east, the Beautiful Woman and the Great man and Fate.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
My Lord, said Joan, using the formal phrase by an unfathomable instinct.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
Will you allow me a little more
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
time to think of this, and let
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
there be no notion of disloyalty if my decision is one way or the other.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Why, of course, said Ivywood, bowing over his crutch, and he limped off, picking his way among the peacocks.
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Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
For days afterward, Joan tried to build the foundations of her earthly destiny. She was still quite young, but but she felt as if she had lived thousands of years worrying over the same question. She told herself again and again and truly that many a better woman than she had taken a second best, which was not so first class as second best. But there was something complicated in the very atmosphere. She liked listening to Philip Ivywood at his best, as any one likes listening to a man who can really play the violin. But the great trouble always is that at certain awful moments you cannot be certain whether it is the violin or the man. Moreover, there was a curious tone and spirit in the Ivywood household, especially after the wound and convalescence of Ivywood, about which she could say nothing except that it annoyed her somehow. There was something in it glorious, but also languorous. By an impulse by no means uncommon among intelligent, fashionable people, she felt a desire to talk to a sensible woman of the middle or lower classes, and almost threw herself on the bosom of Miss Browning for sympathy. But Miss Browning, with her curling reddish hair and white, very clever face, struck the same indescribable note. Lord Ivywood was assumed as a first principle, as if he were Father Time or the Clerk of the Weather. He was called he the fifth time he was called He. Joan could not understand why she seemed to smell the plants in the hot conservatory.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
You see, said Miss Browning, we mustn't interfere with his career. That is the important thing. And really, I think the quieter we keep about everything, the better. I'm sure he is maturing very big plans. You heard what the prophet said the other night. The last thing the prophet said to
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
me, said the darker lady in a
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
dogged manner, was that when we English see the English youth, we cry out, he is crescent. But when we see the English aged man, we cry out, he is cross.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
A lady with so clever a face could not but laugh faintly. But. But she continued on a determined the
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
prophet said, you know that all real love had in it an element of fate, and I am sure that is his view too. People cluster round a centre as little stars do round a star, because a star is a magnet. You are never wrong when destiny blows behind you like a Great big wind. And I think many things have been judged unfairly that way. It's all very well to talk about the infant marriages in India, Ms. Browning, said Joan. Are you interested in the infant marriages in India?
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Well, said Ms. Browning.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
Is your sister interested in them? I'll run and ask her.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Cried Joan, plunging across the room to where Mrs. Mackintosh was sitting at a table scribbling secretarial notes.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
Well, said Mrs. Macintosh, turning up a
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
rich haired, resolute head more handsome than her sister's.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
I believe the Indian way is best when people are left to themselves. In early youth, any of them might marry anything. We might have married a nigger or a fishwife or a criminal. Now, Mrs. Macintosh, said Joan with black browed severity, you well know you would never have married a fish wife. Where is Enid?
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
She ended suddenly.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
Lady Enid, said, Ms. Browning is looking at music in the music room, I think.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Joan walked swiftly through several long salons and found her fair haired and pallid relative actually at the piano.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
Enid. Cried Joan, you know I've always been fond of you. For God's sake, tell me what is the matter with this house? I admire Philip as everybody does, but what is the matter with the house? Why do all these rooms and gardens seem to be shutting me in and in and in? Why does everything look more and more the same? Why does everybody say the same thing? Oh, I don't often talk metaphysics, but there is a purpose in this. That's the only way of putting it. There is a purpose, and I don't know what it is.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Lady Enid Wimpole played a preliminary bar or two on the piano. Then she said, nor do I, Joan.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
I don't. Indeed, I know exactly what you mean. But it's just because there is a purpose that I have faith in him and trust him.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
She began softly to play a ballad tune of the Rhineland, and perhaps the music suggested her next remark.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
Suppose you were looking at some of the last reaches of the Rhine where it flows in it, Cried Joan. If you say into the North Sea, I shall scream. Scream, do you hear? Louder than all the peacocks together.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Well, expostulated Lady Enid, looking up rather
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
wildly, the Rhine does flow into the North Sea, doesn't it? I dare say, said Joan recklessly, but the Rhine might have flowed into the round Pond before you would have known or cared until. Until what?
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Asked Enid, and her music suddenly ceased.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
Until something happened that I cannot understand,
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
said Joan, moving away.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
You are something I cannot understand, said Enid. Wimpole But I will play something else if this annoys you.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
And she fingered the music again with an eyed choice. Joan walked back through the corridor of the music room and restlessly resumed her seat in the room with the two ladies. Secretaries?
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Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Asked the red haired and good humoured Mrs. Mackintosh without looking up from her work of scribbling, have you discovered anything? For some moments Joan appeared to be in a blacker state of brooding than usual. Then she said in a candid and friendly tone, which somehow contrasted with her knit and swarthy brows, no, really.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
At least I think I've only found out two things, and they're only things about myself. I've discovered that I do like heroism,
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
but I don't like hero worship. Surely, said Ms. Browning in the girton
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
manner, the one always flows from the other.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
I hope not, said Joan. But what else can you do with the hero? Asked Mrs. Macintosh, still without looking up from her writing, except worship him?
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
You might crucify him, said Joan with
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
a sudden return of savage restlessness as she rose from her chair.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
Things seem to happen. Then. Aren't you tired?
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Asked the Ms. Browning who had the clever face.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
Yes, said Joan, and the worst sort of tiredness when you don't even know what you're tired of. To tell the honest truth, I think I'm tired of this house. It's very old, of course, and parts of it are still dismal, said Ms. Browning, but he has enormously improved it. The decoration with the moon and stars down in the wing with the turret
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
is really away in the distant music room. Lady Enid, having found the music she preferred, was fingering its prelude on the piano. At the first few notes of it, Joan Brett stood up like a tigress. Thanks, she said with a hoarse softness.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
That's it, of course, and that's just
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
what we all are. She's found the right tune now.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
What tune is it?
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Asked the wondering secretary.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
The tune of harp, sackbut, psaltery, dulcimer,
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
and all kinds of music, said Joan softly and fiercely, when we shall bow
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
down and worship the golden image that
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Nebuchadnezzar the King has set up.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
Girls, women. Do you know what this place is? Do you know why it is all doors within doors and lattice behind lattice, and everything is curtained and cushioned, and why the flowers that are so fragrant
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
here are not the flowers of our hills?
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Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
From the distant and slowly darkening music room, Enid Wimpole's song came through
Singer / Bard
thin and clear, less than the dust beneath thy chariot wheel, less than the rust that never stains thy sword.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
Do you know what we are?
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Demanded Joan Brett again.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
We are a harem. Why, what can you mean?
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Cried the younger girl in great agitation.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
Why, Lord Ivywood has never I know he has never. I am not sure, said Joan, even whether he would ever I shall never understand that man nor anybody else. But I tell you, that is the spirit. That is what we are. And this room stinks of polygamy as certainly as it smells of tuberoses. Why, Joan.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Cried Lady Enid, entering the room like a well bred ghost.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
What on earth is the matter with you? You all look as white as sheets.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Joan took no heed of her, but went on with her own obstinate argument.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
And besides, she said, if there's one thing we do know about him, it
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
is that he believes on principle in doing things slowly.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
He calls it evolution and relativity and
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
the expanding of an idea into larger ideas.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
How do we know he isn't doing that slowly, getting us accustomed to living like this, so that it may be the less shock when he goes further, steeping us in the atmosphere before he
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
actually introduces and she shuddered.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
The institution. Is it any more calmly outrageous a scheme than any other of Ivywood's schemes than a sepoy Commander in Chief, or Ms. Isra preaching in Westminster Abbey, or
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
the destructions of all the inns in England?
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
I will not wait and expand. I will not be evolved. I will not develop into something that is not me. My feet shall be outside these walls
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
if I walk the roads for it afterward, or I will scream as I
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
would scream trapped in any den by the docks.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
She swept down the rooms toward the turret with a sudden passion for solitude. But as she passed the astronomical wood carving that had closed up the end of the old wing, Enid saw her strike it with her clinched hand. It was in the turret that she had a strange experience. She was again later on using its isolation to worry out the best way of having it out with Philip when he should return from his visit to London, for to tell old Lady Ivywood what was on her mind would be about as kind and useful as describing Chinese tortures to a baby. The evening was very quiet of the pale grey sort, and all that side of ivywood lay before her eyes undisturbed. She was the more surprised when her dreaming took note of a sort of stirring in the grey purple dusk of the bushes, of whisperings, and of many footsteps. Then the silence settled down again, and then it was startlingly broken by a big voice singing in the dark distance. It was accompanied by faint sounds that might have been from the fingering of some lute or viol.
Singer / Bard
Lady, the light is dying in the sky. Lady, and let us die when honour dies. Your dear dropped glove was like a gauntlet flung when you and I were young for something more than splendor stood and ease was not the only good about the woods in Ivy Wood when you and I were young. Lady, the stars are falling pale and small lady, we will not live if life be forgetting those good stars in heaven hung when all the world was young for more than gold was in a ring and love was not a little thing between the trees in Ivy Wood when all the world was young.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
The singing ceased and the bustle in the bushes could hardly be called more than a whisper. But sounds of the same sort and somewhat louder seemed wafted round corners from other sides of the house, and the whole night seemed full of something that was alive but was more than a single man. She heard a cry behind her, and Enid rushed into the room as white as one of the lilies.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
What awful thing is happening?
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
She cried.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
The courtyard is full of men shouting, and there are torches everywhere.
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
And Joan heard a tramp of men marching, and heard afar off another song sung on a more derisive note, something
Philip Ivywood
like But Ivy would. Lord, Ivy would derots the tree as Ivy would.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
I think, said Joan thoughtfully, it is
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
the end of the world.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
But where are the police?
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
Wailed her cousin.
Ms. Browning / Lady Enid / Joan Brett (dialogue)
They don't seem to be anywhere about since they wore those feathers. We shall be murdered or Three Thundering
Narrator / Lady Joan Brett
and measured blows shook the decorative wood panelling at the end of the wing as if admittance were demanded with the club of a giant. Enid remembered that she had thought Jones little blow energetic and shuddered. Both the girls stared at the stars and moons and suns blazoned on that sacred wall that leapt and shuddered under the strokes of the doom. Then the sun fell from heaven and the moon and stars dropped down and were scattered about the Persian carpet. And by the opening of the end of the World, Patrick Dalroy came in carrying a mandolin.
Date: January 15, 2026
Host: Solgoodmedia.com
This episode features Chapter 24, "The Enigmas of Lady Joan," from G.K. Chesterton's satirical science fiction novel The Flying Inn. The narrative immerses listeners in the personal and philosophical dilemmas facing Lady Joan Brett as she navigates the increasing sense of confinement and transformation within Ivywood House—symbolizing broader societal changes. Themes of destiny, fate, gender roles, aristocracy, tradition, and rebellion are intertwined with vivid character dialogues and introspective moments.
Ivywood romanticizes Fate and views love through the lens of destiny rather than Western sentimentalism.
Ivywood debates Eastern vs. Western conceptions of womanhood, referencing mythology and cultural traditions, asserting the nobility of "fitting" marriages over romantic, individual choice.
Notable Quote:
Ivywood shares his past romance with a fisher girl and how his sense of destiny redirected him onto a grander, preordained path, likening his life’s course to the Rhine’s relentless journey to the sea.
Notable Quote:
On Fate and Heroism:
On Tradition and Individuality:
Satirical and Ironic Banter:
This episode of Classic Science Fiction Books presents a powerful and atmospheric chapter from The Flying Inn. It delves into the psychological and philosophical turmoil of Lady Joan as she contends with societal roles, tradition, and the encroaching pressures of conformity. Through sharp dialogue and vivid metaphors, Chesterton’s characters bring to life the clash between individuality and the collective, echoing questions about fate, freedom, and rebellion that resonate far beyond the walls of Ivywood. The episode crescendos with an electrifying scene that breaks the stasis—ushering in change both within the characters and the story’s world.